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     I'm not very good with web sites.  As much as I like making them, I never seem to finish what I start.  Let's see here.  I suppose you know my name from the previous pages, but just incase you were to busy with "something" else...
 
It's Cristal.  
 
     I am as mellow as they come, but if anyone ever pisses me off...I might get REALLY mad.  I've been into writing since I was thirteen, but drawing has been a part of MY life and my father's side of the family's life for decades.  My father's side are VERY artistic.  The only bad thing about that side are the awful acne genes.  If that's the price I must pay to have artistic talents...so be it.

     I'm from Ontario, CALIFORNIA...not Canada.  It's a silenced town and a lot of events happen every so weekend that involve the "Ontarians."  I like my community.  It's quiet and sometimes boring, but we have a lot of nifty stuff here.  ESPECIALLY THE NEW IMPROV!
 
    This site is just about me.  So, if you happen to hate me, then I suggest you leave now before you puke green.  I mean it.  If you decide to stay...dont hold me responsible.  For those you DON'T hate me as much, I hope you learn about what I have become to be. 
 
Oh yeah, cartoons rock. 

What's New?  Nothing.

I've added pictures to my site...
 
and as you can see, they are the worst.  I've learned my pointless lesson.

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Worst picture...ever.

(c) Creator/Dork: Cristal Bernal